Would like to join

Heyas.

I would like to join you on thurin please.
I am quite new to the game.
I am in dragonscale but they are cunts, the first i heard of you was when they complained about you killing them.
I spoke to somebody from your guild and they told me to come here to ask to join.
Irl I am a 15 year old girl from the uk.
Lol my bra size is 36c(honest, can show pics lol)
I am very active atm as I am grounded for the whole summer holidays cos my dad found out I was smoking weed and some other things.

I like this game but would like to learn more, I have heard of vent but never used it and hope somone can show me.
Plz PLz Plz let me join.

Oh Christ. No pics please - I don't want to go to prison just yet.

Hmz... On the one hand, I'm interested in taking you under our wing. First, because you used the word cunt, and I like that. Second, because it's been a while since i've helped a new player grow in SB.

We all use Ventrilo at all times - it really helps during PvP, and we have a great laugh taking this piss out of each other. It builds a better relationship between Guild members imo. Best to use a headset with a mic so you don't get all the crap from the speakers over Vent. Might make you feel like a twat while you're wearing it, but it's worth it. Any cheap one will do.

What toons do you currently have? Are you willing to roll spec toons?

Whey! Cunt is the best word in the world in my opinion, and the one i use most.. especially when you put it in a good sexist comment like "Oi cunt get of your ass and make me a pie".

Seems like Josh is no longer the youngest in the Guild. Awesome.

Weed is awesome.

Im good with letting you join, its up to the rest of the guild though. I think Shre would enjoy another woman in the guild considering her only female friend in the game at the moment is "Unseen"

You may call me a woman young man but as you know, I am not.

However the big question everyones thinking about is how big a gayface you actually are, is it a teenage phase or a future "lifestyle chioce" for you.

And yes welcome you can give Dren makeup tips and stuff.

I missed you guys! Them two days i was away from the computer i cried!

Not going on the train to Reading now. Instead getting a mini bus down.. much cheaper, it costs us about £20 each.

Dren wrote

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I missed you guys! Them two days i was away from the computer i cried!

Ask your gran not to tie the rope so tight next time

Unseen wrote:

Dren wrote

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I missed you guys! Them two days i was away from the computer i cried!

Ask your gran not to tie the rope so tight next time

What are you implying? If im thinking what your thinking is the correct thinking.. then Eww

Drenai wrote:

Unseen wrote:

Dren wrote

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I missed you guys! Them two days i was away from the computer i cried!

Ask your gran not to tie the rope so tight next time

What are you implying? If im thinking what your thinking is the correct thinking.. then Eww

Easier than getting a real job though, ey?

kil_2k wrote:

Drenai wrote:

Unseen wrote:

Dren wrote

Quote :

I missed you guys! Them two days i was away from the computer i cried!

Ask your gran not to tie the rope so tight next time

What are you implying? If im thinking what your thinking is the correct thinking.. then Eww

Easier than getting a real job though, ey?

Ewwww

Soooooooooooo, getting back on topic;

What toons do you currently have?
Are you willing to roll spec toons?

Vent is a requirement, and speaking is encouraged, but for now just having it and being able to listen will be enough.

First : Dren stop crying !

Second : Unseen How's your head ?

Third : Welcome aboard. Listen to Rotah he can give you an solid introduction to this game.

Im off !

Z.

Zoss wrote:

Im off !

Z.

Enjoy your holiday mate. I'm expecting a postcard!

Lol you guys sound funny.

I have 2 toons a wizard and a templar.

What is a spec toon???

How do I get vent??

Is that Drenia guy really gay??

stawt wrote:

Lol you guys sound funny.

I have 2 toons a wizard and a templar.

What is a spec toon???

How do I get vent??

Is that Drenia guy really gay??

No I'm not.

Spec toon is a character that everyone rolls and plays in Sync creating a well developed and powerful group.

Download "Ventrilo" - Just type Ventrilo into google and download it and install.

When you have done that ask and we will give you the vent details so you can join our server.

Stawt wrote

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Is that Drenia guy really gay??

Does the Pope pray???

Unseen wrote:

Stawt wrote

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Is that Drenia guy really gay??

Does the Pope pray???

Have you ever seen him pray? No. therefore does he pray? You do not know, you just believe what others have said and what is injected into your mind as common sense. However common sense is often wrong.

Another example:

Do i believe in God? No i have not seen him. Until i do i will not believe.

Anyway I'm not GAY... last i checked i shagged woman and enjoyed fumbling with my own penis not someones else's.

OOOOOO

Touchy

Click here for help

Unseen wrote:

OOOOOO

Touchy

Click here for help

Twat

I'm comfortable knowing that i'm straight, you guys can think what you like.

stawt wrote:

Lol you guys sound funny.

I have 2 toons a wizard and a templar.

What is a spec toon???

How do I get vent??

Is that Drenia guy really gay??

I WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS IN REVERSE ORDER!!

Yes. He doesn't realise it yet, but trying to have sex with other men makes you gay.

Dren kinda answered this one, but you can download it here

Spec toons are basically a group of toons that work very well together. We have several specs, so we can switch them around depending on the situation.

oh fuck

I'm sorry to have botherd you guys but I cant join you.
You all sound like twisted fucks, I only asked to join and all this thread has been is to take the piss outa people.
Kill_2_kill thank you for your help you sound alright.
Drenia get over it and bust that closet door down.
Unseen I love you and I want your babies, omg your the most funnest person ever
Once again sorry fags but you suck

He sure has a hard on for you Dren


Hey SCCC i here your over on thurin....


Rot / Dren hit me up with a pm need to speak everytime i jump into your vent your not there,.

Thanks

stawt wrote:

I'm sorry to have botherd you guys but I cant join you.
You all sound like twisted fucks, I only asked to join and all this thread has been is to take the piss outa people.
Kill_2_kill thank you for your help you sound alright.
Drenia get over it and bust that closet door down.
Unseen I love you and I want your babies, omg your the most funnest person ever
Once again sorry fags but you suck

luls...

but whatever see you on the field.

Zemmy wrote:

He sure has a hard on for you Dren


Hey SCCC i here your over on thurin....


Rot / Dren hit me up with a pm need to speak everytime i jump into your vent your not there,.

Thanks

Yer HE does...

Ayte, iv been out since thursday only came back today.